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To finance the creation of a 36-episode season of an independently produced and distributed television program. "Suspiria's Rent-Free House of Horrors" will present cinematic oddities bookended (and interrupted) with comedy host segments featuring the viv
he ad he posted online read "WORK AS A HUMAN GUINEA PIG AND EARN FREE RENT! High tolerance for psychological and emotional trauma a must!" So far, no fewer than twenty daring young men and women have seen their souls crumble under the cinematic onslaught and fled the property, screaming. Another five disappeared mysteriously, never to be found. Little does Doctor Day realize, however, that he is about to meet his match in a classic horror hostess. Just as devoted to the weird, the wonderful, and the "My God, what were they thinking" of cinema, she's about to prove that a human being can weather the worst the cinema world has to offer -- as long as there's free rent on the line.
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